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Cocaine Politics

BIDEN: "ROMNEY IS LIKE BUSH ON STEROIDS" - Joe, if that's true, then Obama is like Jimmy Carter on Crack Cocaine! Hmmm

IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE. - Proof that one man CAN make a difference. Through arrogance, deceit, and unfailing stupidity.

Us? -

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fauxnews - October 7, 2016, 9:52 pm
Not necessary at this point. Trump's his own worst enemy,he's doing a better job campaigning against himself than Hillary ever could(ie.Trump caught bragging on s'exually harassing women)www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/donald-trump-women-vulgar/index.html
Greeny - October 7, 2016, 8:09 pm
you should send this to hillary, it'd fit right in with the rest of her ads

Then again -

No, losers don't give excuses. -

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fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 11:39 am
...The problem is that Trump should be complaining to God about that defective mouth and racist brain (s)he gave him.
fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 11:38 am
The thing about Trump's microphone claim is that he didn't just say his microphone was bad; in his trademark fashion, he took it three steps further, suggesting that it was done as part a conspiracy against him — the rigged system and all that.
fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 11:38 am
"Regarding the first debate, there were issues regarding Donald Trump's audio that affected the sound level in the debate hall," the commission said.
Thedewd - October 3, 2016, 4:26 am
As it turns out, the mic WAS defective...

And -sniffle-. . . -


-sniff- Losing your Presidential debate this badly -sniff- -

Sniff is right. -

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fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 6:14 pm
Trump wasn't using a bong. He was doing coke, not crack. Correction: He needs to put the RAZOR down. Fixed that for ya {:^)
Olympusmanager - October 3, 2016, 5:55 pm
Seriously, you need to put the bong down, hahahahahahahahaha!